Very Best in the Whole World?

I just received an email promoting an ebook awards program.  Great, I thought; now I can promote my books and increase my sales.

Then I read the first line of the message – “The fifth annual eLit eBook Awards are a global awards program committed to illuminating and honoring the very best of English language digital publishing entertainment.”   An author needs a pretty big ego to even try for an award like that.  I think my books are good, but very best in the world? – probably not.

Then I read the end of the email – “Save $10 – now just $70 per title”.  So I not only need to think I am the very best in the whole world, I have to bet $70 that I am.  Maybe I’ll settle for pretty good and take Judy out for a nice dinner with the $70.


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