Today I am going to a charity golf tournament. That sounds normal enough.
Today the temperature is forecast to reach 102 with high humidity. Golfing in that sounds like suicide. The weather was comfortable when I signed up and it sounded like a good thing to do – have a little fun, help others out. Now it sounds more like some terrible demonic punishment but I am going anyway.
Am I ready? Golf clubs, shoes, hat, water, health insurance card – yep, I’m ready.